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Папа 4 очаровательных девочек показал настоящую сторону отцовства

Отцовство — самое замечательное, что может произойти с мужчиной. Британец Саймон Хупер имеет целых четыре повода для радости. К тому же, этот английский папа — настоящий “ювелир”. Ведь у него четыре дочери. Его очаровательным девочкам сейчас двенадцать, девять и четыре года (две близняшки).

Его правдивые и забавные фотографии стали безумно популярными в социальных сетях. В Instagram на аккаунт “Папа дочерей” подписан почти миллион подписчиков.

Те, у кого есть хотя бы один ребенок, знаком со всеми проблемами, с которыми сталкивается Саймон.

Тот момент, когда у детей начинают резаться зубки

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Teething is now in full effect and the girls want us to know all about it. An email would have sufficed but it seems they'd rather use their voices to get the message across that they really aren't enjoying this stage of development. Its not straight screaming, it's more like the sound a wounded animal might make that just wants to end it all. I can't blame them though, it's like a mini scene from 'Alien' in there at the moment, just in very very slow motion (and of course teeth don't then go on to kill you and the crew of your ship so a few subtle differences but essentially the same). #canyoubulkbuybonjela #teethinglikealien #twins #thisisntfunforanyone #doubleteethingisnotdoublethefun #fatherofdaughters #instadad #dadlife #daddydentist

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“Папа — знай свое место на кровати”

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Is it only me or do all men learn to sleep on an 8 inch strip at the edge of the bed? Irrespective of the size of the bed, or how many people are in it, I always find myself relegated to the 'man zone'. I've become so used to sleeping on this limited area of bed real estate, that I'm confident that I could sleep on top of a wall & not fall off. On the other side of the bed (the promised land), @mother_of_daughters sleeps like a star fish all night long, kneeing me in the back and generally complains about me coming to bed too late, being too cold or my foot encroaching onto her territory. At least the bed's nice and warm, even if the reception isn't sometimes! I hope that next Sunday, on #NationalLieInDay, I'll not only gain another hour in bed, but more space – but it's doubtful ! If you want to regain that hour (and some space for that matter) click in the link in my bio, loads of great prizes to be won @SimbaSleep #bedrealestate #livingontheedge #girls #twins #daughters #therestoomanygirls #fatherofdaughters #dadlife #instadad #gopro

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“Раньше я использовал свой мозг для решения глобальных корпоративных проблем. Теперь я использую его для расчета скидок при покупке подгузников и детского питания”

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Another monday, another last minute rush to the shops to avoid the armageddon I.e running out of nappies, wipes & baby crack (milk) for the addicts. I basically live in this aisle of the supermarket now. New parents seem to gravitate to me as an "experienced parent" (i.e. the tired looking guy shivering in the corner) and ask "do you know where so and so is please?" My reponse – "Sure 3rd shelf, half way down on the left hand side, buy 3 & get a discount,although you want to use that in combination with blah blah blah." I'm like a walking encyclopaedia of baby product info. I used to use my brain to solve global corporate wide problems. I now use it to calculate bulk buy discounts. #ishouldgetanamebadge #bogofking #iliveherenojoke #dadbrain #lifeinthefastlane #fatherofdaughters #dadlife #instadad

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Когда малышки вырастают из своей одежды

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There comes a time in every parents life that have to face facts – The pile of baby clothes they've amassed over the last decade of procreation is now redundant as there are simply no more babies to hand them down to. For us, today was that day, so after mopping up the ocean of tears that accompanies this kind of earth shatter revelation, the next thing to do is organise into 3 piles: 1). Charity donations 2). give to friends and family & 3). sell. The only problem is that after 2 hours, every item that i pulled out of the musty bag we haven't seen for 5 years was met with "oh do you remember when she wore that to so & so's summer party?" Honestly, no I don't as in my experience, only the women in my life seem have the ability to remember what people wore at given points in time, but now that item has some kind of inreplacable sentimental value so it's going in pile 4). The keep pile, even though we don't need it. The only thing more frustrating was finding clothes we'd bought only for the kids to grow before they'd worn them. They still had the sodding tags on…… In the end it's all gone but my god, that was as long process! #theend #nomorebabies #pile4 #fatherofdaughters #dadlife #fof

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Но все трудности — ничто по сравнению с такими моментами.

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Day 1 of the holiday: "That sand's very hot to walk on. Who wants a double shoulder ride?!" – twins in unison "MMMEEEEE!!!". With both shoulders filled, I promptly stroll to lunch as all heads turn on the beach – I am a king among mere mortals. Day 6 of the holiday: twins – "Double shoulder ride now daddy!!!!" – for the 30th time in a week, my verbrate scream as I crouch to let them embark and regret ever thinking that dual human transportation was ever a good idea. Lesson learnt: unless you want to be a holiday Uber service for small people who have forgotten how to walk & think their legs are solely for keeping your feet attached to their body, don't start something that you're no prepared to do for the entire duration of your time away. Oh, who am I kidding, I love it and so do they! I can always get a new back for my 40th. #holidayuber #doubleshoulderride #newbackplease #fatherofdaughters #dadlife #instadad #fod #holidays @mwholidays #markwarner

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Дети – это наше счастье!

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